where have you been, erin carter?

almost 2am & not totally wasted, go me. calm evening at home w/the girl, patrick bateman, evan williams, & some ahole mice. great combo.

“¿dónde está el baño? no, yo no tenía relaciones sexuales con su madre.”

RT @haleyluna: SO SCARY http://artfa.gs/VcSF35XO whatever, that’s freaking awesome.

at my lady friends having free food/beer waiting 4 her 2get off so she can massage the knot in my neck caused by her friends choking attack

exacty what i was just thinking http://twitpic.com/mz7k

this sucks, lost 3 birds already this seasion bc it got cold so fast. just installed 2x 250w heatbulbs 4em. hopefully that’ll keepem toasty

twittering while driving = awesome http://twitpic.com/myy7

want 2 post the pic @haleyluna took of me passed out naked on couch this morn bc its so freakin funny but dont want 2 violate @twitpic TOS.

just been informed my new nic is “chester the hair molester”.

pretty sure I have a hair fetish.

1 advantage of having a car w/a bike rack : u can pickup a buddy having bike issues & get’em where he needs 2 get it fixed. aka, my house.

bike tweeters: about to order some new rollers for indoor/winter time, preferably AL, resistance optional. comments/suggestions/warnings?

beer sucks, music sucks, but in my fav bar w/my fav (current) warm body. all I know is that couch better be scared tonight. #meatbag

come home 2 no car, got my car back but now I only have 2 pillows (not 3). that’s it, mystery fluid on the couch partytime. f u @haleyluna